Living Spirits

Quickies

I dialed a number and got the following recording:
'I am not available right now, but
Thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life.
Please leave a message after the
Beep. If I do not return your call,
You are one of the changes.'
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Aspire to inspire before you expire.
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( I LOVE THIS ONE! )
My wife and I had words,
But I didn't get to use mine.
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Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
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Blessed are those who can give without remembering
And take without forgetting.

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The irony of life is that, by the time
You're old enough to know your way
Around, you're not going anywhere.
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God made man before woman so as to give him time to think
Of an answer for her first question.

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I was always taught to respect my elders,
But it keeps getting harder to find one.
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Every morning is the dawn
of a new error.
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The quote of the month is by Jay Leno:
'With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, 'Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?'
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HUMOR: Forgetful

An older couple had trouble remembering common, day-to-day things. They both decided that they would write down requests the other had, and so try to avoid forgetting. One evening the wife asked if the husband would like anything. He replied, "Yes. I'd like a large ice-cream sundae with chocolate ice cream, whipped cream and a cherry on top”. The wife started off for the kitchen and the husband shouted after her, "Aren't you going to write it down?” 'Don't be silly”, she hollered back, "I'm going to fix it right now. I won't forget.'

She was gone for quite some time. When she finally returned, she set down in front of him a large plate of hash browns, eggs, bacon, and a glass of orange juice. He took a look and said "I knew you should have written it down! You forgot the toast!"

I have sadly come to that

Good one FS.

Patxx

I'm not laughing....I'm crying, 'tis all true, I tell 'eee well, perhaps a slight snigger....followed by a touch of titter......followed by....yes, Ok... If I can't laugh with myself...somebody else might be laughing at me, and that would never do! Good post, FS xx

I don't want to admit it but I am there. lol Glad for the company. lol

Any room for one more??

And I though this site was a club.